Stupidest Web Business Ideas
Some point at our neverending hunt for the online fortunes, and after several failed web business ideas, someone made a note if we had invented Facebook here, we’d said “that’s like the stupidest fucking idiotic idea ever“. Instead of the coolest and best ideas, we should list some of the most dorkful, fucking idiotic stupid imbecile ideas.
So here are some of our utterly stupid, dorkiest, fucking idiotic most “never gonna fly” ideas for web business and web services. We never tried to actually implement any one of these (except stiffgoat.com), but if *you* do and it turns out to be the new facebook, you owe us a beer!
ILOVEPORK.COM - A collections of sentence “I love pork!” translated to all possible languages, also male/female .wavs available of each language and possibility to download those to your cellphone. Imagine “i love pork!” in spanish with Darth Vader imitation!
Create & sell objects that uses 3D-colours, like red and blue. So when the object is real, and you put on your 3D glasses, you see in the 4D! omg the shissle!
Request for terrorist attack-website. Add possible targets where Al-Qaeda could hit, and then people can vote which should be hit asap. Locations with photographs, and also type of attack i.e. neurotoxic gas, suicide bombing, nuclear blast etc.
Pantie exchange -website. Male sponsors panties to a hot girl in vain hope of receiving sex from her (Is this already done?).
Make a organic stuff from organic stuff, that comes out of your rectum! Like, make a coffee mug from this organic stuff, add some glue and put into oven. This is like how they build houses in some countries (without the clue). However, adding coffee to the mug might kind of, spoil the mug. Anyway, i bet we could pull off this stuff for some green party members. And its all 100% natural.
bling bling!
April 8th, 2009 at 5:06 am
when are we gonna hear more about your flash adventure ? :D
April 8th, 2009 at 8:20 am
How about selling small replicas of people’s faces?
http://thatsmyface.com/
April 14th, 2009 at 5:54 am
Stiffgoat.com is like my starting page for 5 years now.
April 16th, 2009 at 4:24 am
I would have called it pig-fetish.com you would have gotten WAY more hits that way.
Cheers
April 21st, 2009 at 8:57 am
Wow - some really strange ideas. The I love pork, I don’t even understand, I like pork but strange.
April 22nd, 2009 at 1:22 am
Yeah, these sound like they’d pitch well (?) and could play a large part in some interesting conversations, but they’re not going to fly…except the panty exchange, there’s enough weirdos our there for that.
April 24th, 2009 at 3:17 am
Yeah, these sound like they’d pitch well (?) and could play a large part in some interesting conversations, but they’re not going to fly…except the panty exchange
April 24th, 2009 at 6:08 am
Great list……….I know I see plenty of dumb ideas pop up all the time.
But having said that , i’m sure many people would have felt that twitter was a bad concept too.
April 27th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
I think if you combine the Pantie and the Request for terrorist attacks you may have something to write home about.
I’m think a website where you help promote other peoples site and projects that would go over like a lead balloon.
Thanks for the Post
Brad West ~ onomoney
April 28th, 2009 at 3:07 am
I don’t think the pansie one is even legal, is it? The 3rd one seem dangerous. Colbert can get his followers to just hack the votes and bomb his enemies.
April 28th, 2009 at 11:00 am
I thought Twitter was pretty stupid when I first heard of it. Come to think of it, it’s still pretty stupid, but people love it… so what do I know.
April 30th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
OMG! This stands for obviously muthafucking goofy. What are these people thinking? Talk about some stupid crap. I have been working with web clients for years and I thought I had seen it all until now. Although the mug just might make the coffee they make around here taste better. Why don’t we just create a website telling people that they can become rich from a Nigerian Lottery? Or set up a webpage for foreign African princes that are holdup in refugee camps. Hey I have all the content we need in my email box.
May 4th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
The ILOVEPORK.COM is definitely the best idea ever! Wanna bet it could be the new Twitter! (The ideas sound on the same level to me, haha…)
May 15th, 2009 at 8:54 am
Oh yeah, some really strange ideas. The I love pork, I don’t even understand, I like pork but strange.
May 17th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Some of these ideas really sound bad - but, in my experience - if you are passionate about something - you can find a way to make money from it.
I worked with a company the other day that sells computer cable straps. I thought what a boring business. But, last year they made over $15 million.
If you love pork and can get traffic to your site - might not be all that bad. The terrorist one can go.
May 22nd, 2009 at 1:51 am
For sure some ideas are really stupid!But some of them make our lives longer, by forcing us to laugh at them!
May 28th, 2009 at 11:02 am
HAhaahh Dude these are real strange ideas. I loved the ILOVEPORK.COM idea. Thats really awesome. Thanks for sharing these sorts of nice post with us.
May 30th, 2009 at 5:11 am
LOL Great list. Why you didn’t include links to those websites?
I particular like “the pork” idea. :)
June 8th, 2009 at 10:00 am
I agree with small business. Just because a business idea may sound stupid does not mean you should not run with it. No matter what the idea, a new business always has the possibility of making money. And even though some may think these websites are stupid, they still have us talking about them.
June 10th, 2009 at 3:58 am
Loool, the terrorist stuff is so funny. I would like a bomb attack in my neighboor house, please. No problem, Al quaida at your service… lol
July 16th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
I think it is a good and new idea when u say ask alqaeda terrorist to attack your website. ehehehehehe…
July 19th, 2009 at 6:26 am
“Request for terrorist attack-website”. Oh i love this idea you could have so much fun with it, you could have a little “vote for your favourite” section to encourage users to choose the best places to strike first! The really clever thing that i would do if i worked in te government department is to leave the site publically available and not shut it down but just log and trace all the IP addresses of users who contribute to the site that way you have your own ready made anti terror list to check up on!