5 Things To Do When You Are Filthy Rich
Okay, so you finally made it big with internet marketing and now you are filthy rich. Your pockets are full of cash and it’s time to enjoy fruits of your hard work. But excatly how? Here are five kick ass ideas how every rich person should concider spending his/her fortunes:
#1 - Snort cocaine off from silicone titties
This one is a classic and has been immortalised in movies such as Scarface and Donnie Brasco. And let’s face it, there isn’t a millionare on the planet who haven’t snorted a few lines of cocaine atleast once in their lifetime.
#2 - Hire bunch of poor people to dig world’s largest hole
This is a good idea for couple of reason. First, you will make it to the Guinness Book of World Records because you have dug a largest hole in the world, and second this will bring you even more money because of all the people who come to see a largest hole in the world!
#3 - Relocate your company headquarters into a sleeping volcano
Especially useful if you are running a multi-million dollar drug triad.
#4 - Build an army of golden robots
Golden robots can be mad useful! They can serve you food and cold beverages when you are relaxing in a hot tub, or even carry you around!
#5 - Get into cryptozoology - detonate Nessie!
Start hunting mythical monsters and load lake Loch Ness with explosives and blow up the Nessie out of the water. Repeat with Yeti and leprechauns.
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February 15th, 2008 at 3:06 am
Where is bono ?
February 19th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
I’d read too much Heinlein to get inspiration to build a fully functional Moon base. Then, I’d cement my wealth by blackmailing the governments of the Earth by threatening them with rocks from the orbit, except the rocks would not really be rocks, but ponies and the ponies would be equipped with nuclear warheads!